Cornering the Procreation Market

Under the pretense of goodwill to all, the Pope appears to believe among other fantastic and unconfirmed ideas, that just banning anything they don’t like and telling people to stop whatever doesn’t appeal to them is gonna get ‘er done. Fuckin’ trends.

Remember, these are the fuckwits that make people travel out of state for any and all abortions on the bubble in Texas, and would like to make them criminals for it, as well.

This mutherfucker needs a surrogate think tank. Cardinals ran outta good ideas a couple centuries ago.
Paranoia Key of E -Lou Reed

Two-fer

Cartoonists hittin’ today. Think Haley realizes what a two-faced POS she really is? She “had black friends growing up,” goddammit! Cunt’s too stupid to know her mindset represents the foundational MAGA rot subverting American society today.

You can argue declared war status vis-a-vis the legal definitions with constitutional law in the background all damn day. Lotsa lawyering being planned for big paydays on those topics, no doubt. I’m more partial to factual perspectives, grounded in corporeal reality. We still have committed to this day, many of our best and brightest, spending our treasure 24×7 in harm’s way all over the planet, trying to make stuff right.

No 2-bit con man‘s gonna stop that.

Ever Wonder Where Pizzagate Came From?

QAnon, right? Mmmmmkay.

Mar-a-Lago was a critical nexus point in the trafficking ring’s eventual exposure: It’s where Virginia Giuffre, who would go on to become Epstein and Maxwell’s most vocal accuser, says she was first recruited by Maxwell when she was a teenager working at the club’s spa.

It had to be even more depraved to garner requisite attention from the base. What’s a few elites having a little fun with the girlies. after all?

Next Headline: Party of Family Values wants treasonous pedophile for POTUS.

Congressman Doug Lamborn is a Holy-Rollin’ Cocksucker

Originally published 20220210. LATE UPDATE: Lamborn won’t seek re-election in ’24. Good riddance, fuckwit.

Several times a week I see this fuckwit blasting out emails containing typically moronic drivel as shown below. The topics range across the usual MAGA points – The Border, Chrstiandom and of course everything Biden. May we assume he also believes the corollary to this narrative means Napoleon Bonespurs is cognitively normal? Seriously?

You’d think always focusing on everything wrong would get tiring after awhile. I can’t remember ever seeing a single one of these missives offering anything to be started, changed or done at all – just sophomoric criticism of everything not MAGA Repuglican Religion. His politics are clearly visible to anyone not blinded by hate, Gawd and his lies.

I call on Lamborn to go suck some more limp Trump dick.

Claudine Gay

As usual, it’s not about the actual issue at hand. It’s about politics and money. So-claimed “solid journalism” aside, the Hill reporter is advised to consider how that actually works before patting themselves on the back too briskly.

I am completely ignorant about Ms. Gay’s writings and work. If journalists really uncovered some actual plagiarism issues, they’ve got another thing coming. Things on that front will become increasingly busy pointing fingers in contradictory directions after AI takes politics to a whole new level of misinformation-fueled deceit.

No, what we have here are craven institutional investors and self-serving bigots with ulterior motives and a college on their hands.

(FILES) In this December 14, 2022, image released by Harvard University, Claudine Gay poses for a photo. The president of Harvard University Claudine Gay resigned January 2, 2024, the prestigious US school’s newspaper reported, after she faced criticism over allegations of plagiarism and her handling of anti-Semitism on campus. (Photo by Stephanie Mitchell / Harvard University / AFP) / RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE – MANDATORY CREDIT “AFP PHOTO / Harvard University / Stephanie Mitchell ” – NO MARKETING NO ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS – DISTRIBUTED AS A SERVICE TO CLIENTS (Photo by STEPHANIE MITCHELL/Harvard University/AFP via Getty Images)

New Champion Trump Dicksucker

In a stunning move, House Majority Whip Tom Emmer endorsed Trump — despite the fact that Trump killed Emmer’s Speaker bid with a single social media post.

Political survival must be getting a little sketchy for some these days. Until the housecleaning is well underway, EVERYONE in politics is just another scumbag cocksucker, to me.

Graham‘s got competition!

Rick W. Allen

No idea who this fuckwit is, and honestly don’t give a shyt. He can take his little political grandstand border boondoggle and shove it straight up his MAGA ass. If these assholes cared about anything more than riling up their base to get re-elected, they’d have passed legislation on immigration reform decades ago. Fuck him, the GOP and anyone who thinks otherwise on this topic.

The MAGA morons are not serious people and need to be dealt with accordingly.

What REAL Conservatives Think

In spelling out these arguments in this fashion, the amicus brief not only dismantles Trump’s preposterous claims to immunity but also rebukes the entire GOP that has followed Trump into a thicket of lawlessness, authoritarianism, violence and chaos. Its authors thereby vividly illustrate how far Republicans have come in abandoning liberty, limited government, judicial restraint and fair play.

I just wonder what they think about going the distance to regain and stay in power next time? Conservative political trajectory has been on a long-running negative trend that now appears irrecoverable.

Roberts Issues AI Warning

It wasn’t that long ago these mutherfuckers couldn’t remember how to spell their own email addresses. An LAI (Legal AI) properly trained with a LLM based on all current and past legal precedent just might turn lawyering into a whole new ballgame.

Spotting bad judges would literally become trivial. I could get behind that. Fuckwits in power don’t like being scrutinized by actual authorities.

Nothing rated factual leans right. Imagine that.

Colorado MAGA Nutbags

“I’m supporting President Trump. I believe his election was stolen from us, from him. He’s not a perfect man, he’s made mistakes, we all make mistakes, but his truth is that he loves this country, and I love this country,” said attendee Robert Abeyta, who believes the 2020 election was “stolen” from Trump due to voter fraud.

Meanwhile the Attorney General is getting death threats from these assholes.

Tangerine Traitor‘s formula: More Guns + Less Brains = MAGA
American Dream Plan B -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers