Musings of a minor megalomaniac
To bend another tired old saw, opinions are like assholes – everybody has one. I’m pretty sure judges are the only ones who get paid by the government for theirs. So what happens when a whole lot of amateur opinion holders share dangerously misinformed ideas?
Welcome to my nightmare.
Limp-dick senator Rand Paul hailing from the great state of Kentucky, where fuckwit politicians use pandemics for fund raising purposes, likes to formulate questions demonstrating astonishingly presumptuous stupidity.
It’s not hard to imagine how attacking one of the people positioned to really fight the pandemic makes sense in GOP bizzaro world. It’s easier to fight a man than a pandemic, especially if you can make money and get re-elected doing it. Who cares if the crazies take it to the next level?
Madison Cunthorn from the Great State of North Carolina, where the iron clench of repug gerrymandering has stymied progress for decades, is goin’ down.
Most important topics? Swamp, Squad and NASCAR. This gem of an Appalachian asshole from Asheville obviously has no respect for his workplace. I don’t believe he deserves to work there any longer.
Of course Commander in Cheat Clusterfuck is the reigning champion in this category, and Johnson might have the dumbest title locked up, but McCarthy probably spews the largest volume of MAGA bullshyt on a daily basis. The rate at which these Russian Agent Orange cocksuckers bloviate, lie and switch directions is just astonishing.
There ain’t gonna be no military-inspired or supported coup. Most under arms in service of the USA think like RHQ – not Tucker and this POS.
…keep coming on weekend news shows, fouling the airwaves. Here’s my response to the dis-honorable Mike Rounds from The great State of South Dakota, where imbecile bitch governors and people like Roundass keep driving the country into the dirt.
Many of the sons-of-bitches seem to have forgotten who they work for. These cocksuckers are just up the road from here…
…as long as it doesn’t hurt anybody else. It’s an institutionalized corollary to Darwinism in this country. Seems to be proceeding apace in recent years, considering the Covid death toll now decidedly tilting towards the un-vaccinated. But every so often the law needs to step in, preventing the truly psychotic from causing excessive collateral damage.
Has anybody yet realized the actual problem with being directed to get vaccinated in all this government overreach/freedom bullshyt? You’re too stupid to know what’s good for you. Let’s call it the PC term: Extended Immaturity. It leads to the current Supreme Court case with dimwits running around full of misinformation and lies. Now you’ve managed to paralyze not only the healthcare system, but the country as a whole more-or-less, from an economic standpoint.
Let’s not forget greedy. You have that freedom too. Nice work, fuckwits. I’m talking to you, Zuckerboy – and that bearded twit.
…rolling around on the floor in front of the assembled Senate Chamber, nobody would piss on him to put him out. Can’t even remember the talking points.
Admittedly, there’s not much room in there despite the emptiness, but let’s cut to the chase. Teeny Weeny Mussolini knew he was probably on the inside track to a tax fraud conviction long before he left office. His options were limited. Staying in office was the one with potentially less litigiously disastrous negative outcomes.
How’s it feel to have those options pointing towards all sorts of prosecutions these days?
So they planned a coup, while the country reeled under Covid.
Pretty simple, really: Elect corrupt, lying fuckwits. There’s a long line of them sitting on their shitbag elected asses in DC right behind the fuckwit, right now.
To every one of them, every supporter, every family member, every friend, associate or acquaintance of these people: If you believe or even question the BIG LIE and all it engenders, consider yourself my mortal enemy. Rest assured, I will personally devote every breath of my remaining life to seeing the end of your delusion.
You tell me. This cretin takes stepping on it to a whole new level of grinding your own dumb dick into the dirt. Maybe he thinks it deflects attention from his support for Shitstain McAssface.
“Greene, in a statement following her Twitter suspension, said Twitter was an “enemy to America and can’t handle the truth.”
What Twitter™ and anyone with a lick of common sense for that matter can’t handle, is lies and bullshyt. Perhaps a little remedial civics study and a cattle prod up her ass would enlighten this imbecile?
To all you Trumpeteers clinging to your cause out there: Pull your heads out. It’s not a good look.
After repeatedly railing about “the Chinese virus” in response to trade and transportation issues for months, this POS even had time to help organize a fucking coup. Should be interesting to watch which way they turn and how hard they fall as one-by-one, down they go.
This mutherfucker stopped pandering to any voter base a long time ago. At some point he realized legislative gridlock was great for keeping his name in the news. No such thing as bad PR, so the self-induced crises makes political popularity a game of pin the tail on the donkey for legislators unconcerned with anything but themselves. They’re quite happy to blindly pin failure anywhere it sticks, while Americans suffer in sickness and poverty.
“Manchin says BBB risky for climate change.” Manchin and his coal-burning criminal enterprise are the biggest climate change risk – at least as far as the WVa hillbillies are concerned. We need more people working on adjusting the gullible hillbilly demographic’s political outlook across this country.
Meadows always seemed like a smarmy-enough POS to be a key player in the Trump criminal enterprise. Apparently he is just deceitful and traitorous enough to actually be at the center of the modern era’s biggest criminal government conspiracy. Not really knowing much at all about the in”duh”vidual, it’s not hard to think he’s alot smarter than Schmuck à l’Orange, but who isn’t?
“Trump has denied Meadows’ account, calling it “fake news,” and the former president was said to have been furious at the revelation about his health in the book.”
It’s all “fake news” according to the New York Turdherder. That is, except maybe OAN, Fox, Newsmax, etc. It would be fairly entertaining watching these cocksuckers wrestling each other in the legal mud if it weren’t so goddamned dangerous for the country.
