Category: Politics

All it took was one popular, deranged sociopath riding a wave of propaganda and lies, and voila: The herd of repuglican lemmings charges for the cliff, right behind dear leader. Tell me any other explanation, when M&Ms, Minny Mouse, and Furries seem to represent their biggest issues on the political landscape. My days of straight party voting are back, baby! I really couldn’t possibly care less who is on the next ballot I see as long as the R’s beside their name are clearly visible for me to avoid.

The kid who started the Furries bit must be laughing his ass off somewhere. Remember Dr. Seuss? The phony outrage is just disgusting. They won’t be getting any more quality votes from me.

Everybody’s payin’ for this one.

I hear anxiety is a popular explanation for overeating. The little coked-up gerbil Ben Suckpiro, certainly has plenty of reason to be anxious. Fabricating your own evidence for supporting lies is a tricky business – just ask Giuliani. Reminds me of the old adage “some use statistics like a drunk uses a lamppost – more for support rather than illumination.”

People walking around with deadly weapons like guns and political power, occasionally have very serious split-second decisions to make. It’s always been my experience that patellar reflexes are typically preceded by uncontrollable inputs. Subject to the law now out of their control, repugs are running scared, spewing knee-jerk reaction in overtly public, revelatory fashion.

Goddamn right it’s a lynch mob – called WE THE PEOPLE, mutherfucker – not we the qanons, or we the Trumpies, or we the stupid. As disgustingly abhorrent as they are, we’re all in this one big ol’ USA family and none of them, including the lefties and their special interests speak for the the majority. Only one thing does that.

How nice it might’ve been had this ensued during a real, hot war, so I’d perhaps be looking forward to seeing some of these scumbags dangling from a real rope. Now it’s time to mow them down, one-by-one, and take out the political trash.

With this mutherfucker and his entire fucking family in the ground.

I called this one at the end of 2019.

The pretty little piece of blondie GOP dick-sucking shit known as Laura Ingraham can go straight to Hell:

Just based on some well-publicized ninja bullshyttery, Arizona certainly has it’s fair share of crackpot big lie aficionados. How in the fuck they got Kirsten Sinema as one of two Dems elected to the Senate is now fairly clear. The cunt soon learned there was plenty of money to be made on both sides of the aisle, so she sits on the fence gleefully continuing to fuck everything up.

Time to address this Gaetz fuckwit of a wannabe gangsta politician. I knew the minute I saw him scrambling down the steps at the start of the 1st impeachment hearings, this son-of-a-bitch had to be one of the filthiest of Felonius Fuckstump’s lieutenants.