McConnell Steps Down
How About A Death Wish?
Donnie Jr. receives important communications.
They need the mole to get delivery time right, dammit! He’ll never snort it if he doubts it came from his connection! Alot of shameless cunts in this MAGA gang.
Kevin Stitt: Political Apologist
Even as most every one of these Trumpist cocksuckers in Congress nodded their heads in lockstep to kill the best border deal ever at Napoleon Bonespur’s behest, just recently…
As if this doesn’t end up with Florida smoking meth and pissing on the Alamo while a drunk Tennessee gives swirlies to that square — OK, that square with a panhandle — Oklahoma in the gift shop bathroom, as Texas tries to explain that there’s still quite a bit of Texas south of San Antonio, so please keep driving.
Yes, they will likely fuck it all the way up well before they even reach the border. I believe Clint Eastwood called it a clusterfuck. Team Trump email dried up. Must be outta money.
The Last GOP Supper
How It Started
Absolute Immunity
Cryogenic Breakthrough!
Been sayin’ the whole RTL movement was leaning towards total procreation control the whole time. It’s the only way to manage the numerous varied viewpoints of that splintered demographic known by many monikers. It all falls under religious dogma sponsored by the Church(es), no matter how you break it down. They say nothing in current law prevents them from being classed as children. Can’t prove a negative. These people are just craven lunatics.
She said it raises questions for providers and patients, including if they can freeze future embryos created during fertility treatment or if patients could ever donate or destroy unused embryos.
Of course Triki Nikki jumps on the bandwagon. I got a newsflash for ya, Gurl: It’s not about what embryos are to you, unless they are your embryos.
Haley to Set New Executive Policy
What more do you need to avoid anything with an (R) beside it’s name in upcoming elections?
Haley says she’d pardon Trump if he’s convicted.
So, the upshot is POTUS has the power to effectively become or remain above the law at will. Really? I been sayin’ this cunt is just another flavor MAGA clone for quite awhile. Felonius Fuckwit is directly responsible for vast numbers of Covid deaths, to start with. Not in the mood to go on with the list right now.
Haley thinks the government owns your embryos.
Eks Bigger Fraud Than Owner
Most X users who are regularly on the platform can attest to a noticeable uptick in seemingly inauthentic activity in recent months. When a post goes viral on X, its now commonplace to find bots filling the replies with AI-generated responses or accounts with randomly generated usernames spamming a user’s mentions with unsolicited “link-in-bio” promotions. Now, there’s data which backs up that user experience.
Inauthentic? This cocksucker gives new meaning to the word.
Twitter security defied Musk to maintain legal compliance.
Elon pumping himself with burner accounts.
Going Out Of Business
FD-1023, My Ass
An inability to back up the allegations is one thing. Wasting the taxpayer’s money on this bullshit is another. Then there’s the timing factor(s). But manufacturing so-called evidence from whole cloth is an entirely different proposition, to me. MAGA has left the realm of wanna-be authoritarian political movements. I hereby christen them ENEMIES of the STATE.
And that’s how they’ll be treated here going forward. Alot of these fuckwits like operating in the shadows with their closed-door hearings and so forth. Any MAGA mutherfuckers with any doubt, you know where to find me.
Fuck Bezos, Musk and Trader Joe
MAGA’s got the court packed, so the fuckwits are making their move. These assholes believe they should be permitted to do whatever the fuck they please, no less than the Mango Menace.
The growing number of challenges to the labor board make it more likely the issue will reach the U.S. Supreme Court, whose conservative majority has signaled its skepticism of other U.S. agencies’ in-house proceedings, said Seth Goldstein, a lawyer who represents unions in the Amazon and Trader Joe’s cases.
Flag Code
Some fuckwit in Ft. Worth wants everyone to see his flag code knowledge.
Ted Budd
The honorable BuddFuck from the great state of North Carolina doesn’t want to hear from people outside those borders. Mmmmmkay.
The Real Hur Report
Does the truth really matter any more? Comey playbook, baby. It’s like Bill Barr graduated from cover letters to writing report highlights. Two-fer this week, with more than one Supreme Court Justice recently making the absurdly false assertion that one state decides a Presidential election. It belies their political motivation in the most obscene way, openly flaunting both the rule of law and common sense, not to mention core American values.
“For other recovered classified documents, after a thorough investigation the decision to decline criminal charges was straightforward. The FBI recovered additional marked classified documents at the Penn Biden Center, elsewhere in Mr. Biden’s Delaware home, and in collections of his Senate papers at the University of Delaware, but the evidence suggests that Mr. Biden did not willfully retain these documents and that they could plausibly have been brought to these locations by mistake. We also investigated whether persons other than Mr. Biden knowingly mishandled these classified documents, and our investigation showed that they did not. In reaching these conclusions, we note the numerous previous instances in which marked classified documents have been discovered intermixed with the personal papers of former Executive Branch officials and members of Congress.” (p. 12)
The Supreme Cunts
Most understand the simple fact lawyering and wordplay go hand-in-hand. It is after all, their whole stock in trade. Fundamentally, “Law” is certain groups of people enshrining their notion of conceptualized human behavior in consensus form, written down in WORDS for all to follow and enforce. They don’t even write it down in some of the more primitive locations. The past six years have demonstrated to my satisfaction, how those words really mean only what the people in power want them to. What appears to me as the biggest legal challenge of my generation amounts to the most powerful judges in the world looking for an off-ramp re-defining words due to their arrangement and even lack thereof.
Among them are at least three with no right to be there. We have the philandering nigger (black American-type, in this case), working tirelessly to line his greedy pockets with his conservative master’s bribes while his wife pushed QANON conspiracies supporting the sedition. Garland should have been there, but for McConnel’s deceitful legislative skulduggery installing at least a couple more. Totally unqualified baby-maker – great for the Catholics, right? Kavanaugh? Seriously?
So yeah, maybe there’s some ambiguity there in that ol’ section 3. I get it. And they’re absolutely right, for all the wrong reasons. Who gives a shit about accountability, when there’s elections to run? Some state(s) might assume power not specifically spelled out for the Feds? What if you mutherfuckers just stop playing what-if, kicking the can down the road and make a call on the actual question at hand here? At least it would be better regulated anarchy. It’ll take awhile longer to vote him out again, but hopefully Napoleon Bonespurs will feel it better that way. With a little luck, it really will be the end of the GOP. Alot more people will get hurt and killed, but dammit, we have law to interpret!
All the Congressional fuckwits needed to do was follow the law and convict the cocksucker when they had the chance(s). Done well, most of this would have lawfully never happened. Now they live in mortal fear of the popularity contest they’ve supplanted governing with. Holding power tap dancing around obvious corruption and crimes against this country with wordy legalese in grandiose Senate hearings was more important than it’s safety and security. Now we have this imminently existential interpretation requirement for centuries-old law delineating self-evident crimes.
I don’t like where the connection to this dot is going. I have an extremely dim view of the politicians plotting it’s course in the mistaken belief they can skirt the law with wordplay, especially those wearing robes to work. We remember where the pitchforks are. Every one of you shit-for-brains politicians and self-important judges should sleep well knowing the blood of thousands of Russians, Ukranians, Palestinians and Israelis, not to mention tangential impacts the world over, is on your incompetent hands.
