Category: Crime

Limp-dick senator Rand Paul hailing from the great state of Kentucky, where fuckwit politicians use pandemics for fund raising purposes, likes to formulate questions demonstrating astonishingly presumptuous stupidity.

It’s not hard to imagine how attacking one of the people positioned to really fight the pandemic makes sense in GOP bizzaro world. It’s easier to fight a man than a pandemic, especially if you can make money and get re-elected doing it. Who cares if the crazies take it to the next level?

Madison Cunthorn from the Great State of North Carolina, where the iron clench of repug gerrymandering has stymied progress for decades, is goin’ down.

Most important topics? Swamp, Squad and NASCAR. This gem of an Appalachian asshole from Asheville obviously has no respect for his workplace. I don’t believe he deserves to work there any longer.

Of course Commander in Cheat Clusterfuck is the reigning champion in this category, and Johnson might have the dumbest title locked up, but McCarthy probably spews the largest volume of MAGA bullshyt on a daily basis. The rate at which these Russian Agent Orange cocksuckers bloviate, lie and switch directions is just astonishing.

…keep coming on weekend news shows, fouling the airwaves. Here’s my response to the dis-honorable Mike Rounds from The great State of South Dakota, where imbecile bitch governors and people like Roundass keep driving the country into the dirt.

Many of the sons-of-bitches seem to have forgotten who they work for. These cocksuckers are just up the road from here…

…rolling around on the floor in front of the assembled Senate Chamber, nobody would piss on him to put him out. Can’t even remember the talking points.

Admittedly, there’s not much room in there despite the emptiness, but let’s cut to the chase. Teeny Weeny Mussolini knew he was probably on the inside track to a tax fraud conviction long before he left office. His options were limited. Staying in office was the one with potentially less litigiously disastrous negative outcomes.

How’s it feel to have those options pointing towards all sorts of prosecutions these days?

So they planned a coup, while the country reeled under Covid.

Pretty simple, really: Elect corrupt, lying fuckwits. There’s a long line of them sitting on their shitbag elected asses in DC right behind the fuckwit, right now.

To every one of them, every supporter, every family member, every friend, associate or acquaintance of these people: If you believe or even question the BIG LIE and all it engenders, consider yourself my mortal enemy. Rest assured, I will personally devote every breath of my remaining life to seeing the end of your delusion.

“Greene, in a statement following her Twitter suspension, said Twitter was an “enemy to America and can’t handle the truth.”

What Twitter™ and anyone with a lick of common sense for that matter can’t handle, is lies and bullshyt. Perhaps a little remedial civics study and a cattle prod up her ass would enlighten this imbecile?

To all you Trumpeteers clinging to your cause out there: Pull your heads out. It’s not a good look.

Heil Fuckwit!

After repeatedly railing about “the Chinese virus” in response to trade and transportation issues for months, this POS even had time to help organize a fucking coup. Should be interesting to watch which way they turn and how hard they fall as one-by-one, down they go.

Meadows always seemed like a smarmy-enough POS to be a key player in the Trump criminal enterprise. Apparently he is just deceitful and traitorous enough to actually be at the center of the modern era’s biggest criminal government conspiracy. Not really knowing much at all about the in”duh”vidual, it’s not hard to think he’s alot smarter than Schmuck à l’Orange, but who isn’t?

“Trump has denied Meadows’ account, calling it “fake news,” and the former president was said to have been furious at the revelation about his health in the book.”

It’s all “fake news” according to the New York Turdherder. That is, except maybe OAN, Fox, Newsmax, etc. It would be fairly entertaining watching these cocksuckers wrestling each other in the legal mud if it weren’t so goddamned dangerous for the country.

The level of stupidity engendered in the GOP’s guise is just fucking unbelievable.

“Belief” in things like election fraud, migrant caravans, Muslim terrorists and ALL things religious and religion-focused is the issue. Politicians are gonna keep telling these idiots whatever they want to hear as long as there’s enough of them to win an election. Believe lies, get chaos. The call was made.

Now we know why this little son-of-a-bitch always seemed oh so overzealous in his fawning servitude to dear leader.