We need to get a contractor on poop patrol, or what? What’s the problem? It’s always the same story with these self-important pet-hating fuckwits: It’s all about the dog poop! Puhleeeez. Jackhole across the creek from here called the cops on me for walking Jax and Anna off-leash along the creek. Said they were pooping in his yard. What a moron. Probably needs a DNA test to tell the difference between dog and coyote feces.
Denver metro’s largest off-leash dog park could shrink
