Putin’s Lips
Gingrich Reaches First
People walking around with deadly weapons like guns and political power, occasionally have very serious split-second decisions to make. It’s always been my experience that patellar reflexes are typically preceded by uncontrollable inputs. Subject to the law now out of their control, repugs are running scared, spewing knee-jerk reaction in overtly public, revelatory fashion.
Goddamn right it’s a lynch mob – called WE THE PEOPLE, mutherfucker – not we the qanons, or we the Trumpies, or we the stupid. As disgustingly abhorrent as they are, we’re all in this one big ol’ USA family and none of them, including the lefties and their special interests speak for the the majority. Only one thing does that.
How nice it might’ve been had this ensued during a real, hot war, so I’d perhaps be looking forward to seeing some of these scumbags dangling from a real rope. Now it’s time to mow them down, one-by-one, and take out the political trash.
Time to Fire Some More Cops
Opiate addict? Wonder what they’d done if she’d just disappeared like Gabby Petito?
How It Ends
With this mutherfucker and his entire fucking family in the ground.
Lambeau Loser
Told ya Rodgers can suck it. Now he needs to learn about instant Karma. Seems doubtful there’s room under that helmet for much more knowledge of any kind.
Full-Auto Smoking Gun
I called this one at the end of 2019.
JWST Update #002
The Fraudfather
Neo-Nazi Alt-Right Talking Head Whore
The pretty little piece of blondie GOP dick-sucking shit known as Laura Ingraham can go straight to Hell:
Stay Away from the Monkeys!
My only question is what the FUCK was somebody doing driving down the road in Danville, PA with a hundred un-secured lab monkeys in the back of a truck? Probably our luck similar fuckwit-type stuff maybe somebody in Wuhan was getting up to a few years ago?
$inema is a DINO
Just based on some well-publicized ninja bullshyttery, Arizona certainly has it’s fair share of crackpot big lie aficionados. How in the fuck they got Kirsten Sinema as one of two Dems elected to the Senate is now fairly clear. The cunt soon learned there was plenty of money to be made on both sides of the aisle, so she sits on the fence gleefully continuing to fuck everything up.
Editorial Note
Please allow me to clarify, in an attempt to avoid any possible confusion in some of the colorful terminology I use around here.
That’s the only readily-available operating instructions for the car lift in my garage. It’s a pretty simple machine. The Button makes it go up, the Lever makes it go down, and the Valve stops it from going down. Gravity stops it from going up, for the fuckwits in the audience.
It’s also probably one of the the most dangerous pieces of equipment I use. You almost have to try to screw it up, but people do all the time. So, FUCKWIT is my term for those I perceive to posses a truly malevolent form of intelligence. Active ignorance is one of it’s forms.
Epstein Wannabe
Time to address this Gaetz fuckwit of a wannabe gangsta politician. I knew the minute I saw him scrambling down the steps at the start of the 1st impeachment hearings, this son-of-a-bitch had to be one of the filthiest of Felonius Fuckstump’s lieutenants.
They’ll Allow it, Will They?
Wouldn’t allow masks, testing and vaccines, but the truck drivers and cops can go teach school now? Makes sense, with governing a best effort abject failure of a quandary in many places on a good day nowadays. What a bunch of flaming fuckwits.
STEM, Baby!
This is what I’m talking about. There certainly is no dearth of depressing political news to process, but occasionally I find hope in the young folks coming up in the system. Every so often I see one of these young ladies doing the STEM thing in amazingly impressive fashion and feel less pessimistic. Katie Melbourne is on a long trajectory to success of the highest order.
MLK Day 2022
