Wake Up, PA!

I see Mike Dense made a visit to my old stomping grounds yesterday.  I hope the folks back home have seen enough Russian propaganda for one election cycle.  It would behoove them to look past the memes and rhetoric.  The current political climate outlook is frigid with sub-zero alt-right low-pressure systems building in the minds of unstable voters. 

I thought they were just stupid. These mutherfuckers are dangerous. Stupid and dangerous is a poor combination of character traits in your leaders. Wake up, people.

Most sentient people understand the principle of politicians being basically professional liars.  This is nothing new.  It’s just the nature of the business – nothing personal.  It could even be a GOOD thing – as long as they are trading lies about their official business.  There comes a point where the line gets drawn.  These bastards get in my wheelhouse when they start playing illegal, treasonous games with the American People’s hard-earned money.

Buck the Russian Cuck

Buck also echoed debunked claims that Ukraine officials interfered in the 2016 election.”  Later in the week, Mr. Butt-Fuck opined about much irrelevant Mueller and Biden nonsense.  The ADHD drugs aren’t working.  This toady REALLY needs to go.

Not so fast! Not so hard – just the tip, please.

Yep, if it looks like a cuck….

One Last Thing for the ECHCS

Never let it be said I am ungrateful.  I always send thanks to where/whoever it is due.  Oddly(?) written communication with providers in “the system” includes only an ill-conceived “Secure Messaging” function.  In terms of basic healthcare applications, that was clearly nothing but a source of delay and confusion, at least for me and continues to this day.  I won’t follow up on the thread recently started with my new PC in the Cheyenne part of that system.  It went un-answered.  They probably assume anything to do with me is unlikely to turn out well at this point:

I don’t know how secure it is, but it definitely is not functional as a means of supporting patient/provider communication.  That took three days to get nothing accomplished or even acknowledged.  Maybe Annie is a sock, and the CYA effort continues?  Who knows.  Hard to tell with this so-called form of communication.  Look at any of these VA web sites and they are plastered with Facebook, Instagram, whatever-the-fuck social media “connect with” bullshit.  They cannot even connect the dots in their own records, much less connect with patients.  It’s not working – just like the suicide prevention program(s).

The IRIS (Inquiry Routing & Information System) system was the only way I could find to communicate.  That ultimately did not work for me either, apart from maybe this last little bit, even after my symptoms log snippet from the 1st complaint was input into the official record.  I still can’t be sure patient advocate Mr. Peterson got the message, but he did return my call, so we’ll call it good:  

Facts, or lack thereof, I should say.  Seems like alot of controversy surrounding facts these days.  Look no further than the screen in front of you for the problem.  I’d guess it holds around a 70/30 split fiction/fact ratio these days.  That’s only when anybody is even paying attention.

Judiciary Phase in the Can

Here’s the 2nd drop of my Personal POTUS Impeachment Spin.  Ranting about government corruption seems futile.  But being laid up with a back injury gives me plenty of time on my hands.  I wonder what the crazy constituent threshold for Gardner and Buck’s staff is these days:

“So Nunes is in on it, too? Whodathunkit. The useful idiots fucked this one up royally. That fat-ass Pompeo, the whole cabinet and what looks to me like the entire Party is now rotten to the core. Why are you fighting about your dirty election nonsense from the past instead of fixing the problem it created in the present? Nobody cares. Pull your heads out and do the right thing for a change.”

“The Republican Party supporting the Chump-in-Chief looks less like a political party, and more like a big turd circling the bottom of the biggest political shitter I could possibly imagine. Nice job.”

“Let me know if you’d like to be featured in one of my blog posts:
http://stuff.is-a-geek.net/wordpress/2019/11/23/intel-portion-complete/
I’m brewing stories about Trump and his impeachment right now. You like stories, right? How much truth would you like to see in yours? What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Starting to feel a little smear campaign of my own coming on…”

“Anyone still believe this Impeachment is just a Senate Popularity Contest? The scope, depth and brazen MO of this scheme to defraud the American and Ukrainian people (among MANY other things!) makes it the most reprehensible and unforgivable act(s) committed by this government since the Indian War Era. I’m guessing that part is probably just the tip of the corrupt GOP iceberg – bobbing about in a sea of embarrassment, disrespect and asininity, melting fast. Look up that last one, if necessary. It’s the last part of the word “jackass.” That’s what your gang looks like now – a herd of jackasses. Good luck going down with that.”

“Is there anything left the current POTUS has “not” screwed up yet? Do you have information unavailable to the public on that topic? He just sent the entire Armed Forces into retrograde for who knows how long, and I doubt the Seals EVER recover. Wasn’t that the long pole in the Russian Social Media Electioneering Tent from the start?”

“The impeachment inquiry isn’t just about Trump’s future. It’s about what Americans should expect from their president. Failing to accept this opportunity to support our Constitution and stand for what is right embarks the entire country onto a very slippery slope.”

“Can’t wait to read Schiff’s intel report. Are you going to read it? We already know ignoring the facts to pursue political interests is more important than serving the country to many in the GOP these days. Can’t wait to see which side of political subterfuge fence you fall on.”

“Funny thing about history: Despite revisionist attempts to re-write it, the truth eventually comes out. What side of history will you fall on when people look back at the disaster that is this Trump administration?”

“Funny watching your boy Collins getting frantic at the Judiciary hearing right off the bat. Are you even slightly embarrassed by the clearly deceitful, dishonest attitudes and opinions of your colleagues on the right? This idiot used his time saying nothing. Must have attended the JJ School of Parliamentary Nonsense. The left states facts, the right waffles and speculates. You call that a defense? WTF are you defending?”

“Turley re-defines bribery for ‘our time’ by describing Founder discussions about guess what? Things That Did Not Happen. Allegories like “dogs that hunt” or not, depending on the century their lives transpired, blatantly pander to the base’s comprehension level. “Boundless interpretation” portends simple Appeal to Common Belief, and Ambiguity fallacies in Turley’s lexicon. There must be some doubt somewhere, right? Astoundingly weak. But consistent. They just expect people to be stupid enough to buy it. Not even a good try. Lotsa rhetoric, no facts. Next.”

“Ms. Roby achieved the dubious distinction of sternly contradicting herself enough times within a period of less than 2 minutes to hold the world’s record on that foot chewing. Harping on an on about “facts” with the right yet to produce a single one. The Saturday Night Live writers must be roiling in the biggest marathon cast party since the Belushi days.”

“Is it any wonder Turley’s history-laden narrative leads directly to the same refuted argument he failed to defend a judge removal with before? What was that about doom and repeating history not learned? Is there a Trump-friendly witness that has not been either unhelpful or flatly discredited yet? Just one?”

“Specifically to Buck, the fuck-ass from CO:
Perhaps you need a little coaching on your understanding of the term “Impeachable Offense.” You spent your time going over irrelevant history. At least you followed the party line. You are a disgrace to your office. Say goodbye to my vote and anyone I can influence, cocksucker.”

“Mr. Gardner got a link to Buck’s feature story of the day, as a professional courtesy:
http://stuff.is-a-geek.net/wordpress/2019/12/05/fuck-ken-buck/”

“Mr. Gaetz’s finger-pointing tirade about the “will of the people” was less inspiring than the criminal acts of the fuckwit POTUS that triggered it. Why does every variation of the same argument presented by the right delve into the past in total disregard of the present and future? As ever, this toady proceeds repeatedly proclaiming the term “fact” in a factless tirade against a witness, bloviating about nonsense having no connection to their testimony whatsoever. Your nationally televised soapbox for real-life lemmings was real hoot.”

“Republican politicians now fully embrace obvious Russian propaganda, repeating it for the media. They are in fact, Russian assets, wittingly or otherwise. Based on their performance at hearings and press conferences, “otherwise” seems plausible. You have to wonder if they are aware of treason being a capital offense at the Federal level. Some of these imbeciles need a serious reality check.”

“Here’s a great example of conservative impeachment evidentiary criteria: Foxnews reports “..this only proves that Nunes’ phone was connected to Parnas. We still have no evidence that Nunes spoke with Parnas.” Repubs keep repeating “sham, hoax, witchhunt, etc.” Your 10lb bag-o-shit called a defense is busting at the seams and you keep over-stuffing it with 20lbs of idiocy. Consider adding honesty back into your little bag of tricks, before it’s too late.”

“Accept that the 2016 election smokescreen was blown away by the truth before you morons even started parroting it to the media like the Russkie assets you certainly are. If you’re not just giving him plenty of rope to hang himself, you’ll be hanging your own selves over the biggest political bloodbath this country has ever seen.”

“Mr. Collins, ranking judiciary member, needs a lesson on interpersonal communications. He doesn’t understand that raising his voice and screaming at people is not well received in most civilized gatherings. Nor is the ongoing attempt to deflect the issue to the Bidens, in this case. Can somebody please remind the imbecile this inquiry is about Trump – not the Bidens, 2016 or any other GOP fantasy straw they are grabbing at?”

“Who went after the phone records? Hell, I’d have done it myself, under the circumstances. Can I volunteer to be blamed for that? In the most demanding, demeaning voice possible, Collins embarrasses himself bigly. First it was the whistle-blower. Now the phone calls. Who is responsible for exposing all this damning evidence! We want names! Then Castor, the primary GOP law-slinger, goes into some potential “leak” issue. Thank gawd for leaks.”

“POTUS is “skeptical” about foreign aid? Ya think? Apparently he is also skeptical about his role as Cunt-in-Chief as well. Appropriated money is disbursed on schedule, regardless of anybody’s skepticism. That’s why they spend countless hours debating it in Congress. It’s not Trump’s money, and this country does not belong to him. It belongs to me more than him. I spent 20 years working for and in some cases risking my life for this country.  The Secret Service wasn’t following me around in Bosnia.  I’m skeptical about you now, FWIW.”

“Castor’s long pause at mention of the “W” word in reference to his own whistle-blowers, was telling. IMMEDIATELY upon uttering the word, a little pinprick in the back of his brain stuck. Priceless. This is all just for show, right – entertainment for laid-up people like me with nothing better to do?”

“The pretzel sentence?” Blondie with the glasses ain’t doin’ it for me. But my libido’s been a little suppressed lately. The exchange did look well-rehearsed. A leading question, dutifully followed at great length saying nothing factual. More shades of things widely regarded as not having taken place, and Sondland goes under the bus. One of the central figures on the home team, hand-picked and paid in full up front, is a “bad” guy, for various oleaginous reasons. No shyt? Birds of a feather…”

“Sensenbrenner got his knickers in a twist because investigators look at phone records.  ‘Oh the surveillance state, the privacy concerns…’ he wailed.  What he’s really upset about is these idiots aren’t smart enough to even realize they are making tracks, much less cover them.  Giuliani is like a GoogleMap™ hub location on the road to international criminal conspiracy summit USA.”

“Did Gohmert just crawl out from under a rock somewhere?  Sorry, that’s all I got on him.  You either find this dumpster fire entertaining or endlessly boring.  Pull up the videos on YouTube yourself and see what you idiots look like.  I’m really at a loss for words on some of the shyt going on there.  You won’t hear that out of me very often.  JJ just sounds annoying now.  Say it over and over enough and it sticks?”  That’s the strategy?”

“Yeah, that GOP strategy was on display – literally.  Visual aids – with Schiff on a milk carton?  How come you didn’t have Nancy pictured with a big X across her face captioned  “No More Hate!”  The one thing you assholes have accomplished through these hearings so far is set a new standard for bald-faced lying.  I bet I can come up with trivial insults couched in lies faster than the Russians.  Wanna hire me as your new PR consultant?  I come cheaper, with more honesty and fewer legal gotchas.”

“The Republican party is clearly colluding to deny the facts, leveraging the 50/50 partisan split to paint a deceptive veneer of legitimacy on treason. How long do you think you can keep the meme-only portion of the electorate fooled? They will be the ones coming with torches and pitchforks after the charade completely falls apart. The fragile fucking limp-dicks that got us into this mess need to grow a pair.  Fix it now, or deal with it come election time when your ass gets voted OUT.”

2 Suspects, 4 Dead

Anybody think the Miami cops could use a little more Training?  They will try to spin this their way, but it’s clearly the most egregious failure in police brutality so far this year.  You just don’t assault a vehicle in the middle of traffic like that. Period.  I don’t give a fuck what anybody thought or saw.  You just don’t do it.  Basic tactical training says shoot only at what you can see.  Idiots. 

Every officer who discharged their weapon at that van needs fired.  And after the forensics are matched up, the killers charged.

The "Meme-Only" Electorate

This is what it’s come to.  One of social media’s biggest applications is now among other things, a propaganda machine.  Anyone with an Internet connection can take a picture or video, post it online and have the message say whatever they want.  Hello Trump, goodbye Constitution, and off we go to hell in a hand-basket.  If only large swaths of the electorate were smart enough to see it.

 

They Must be Desperate…

…Shotgunning 6-figure openings across the Internet.  Wow.  Or maybe D.C. has finally reached the point where nobody wants to work there anymore.  It always sucked, especially at the Pentagon, from what I’ve heard.  Does look like a pretty sweet deal for somebody up to it.  I certainly am not.

One of a Kind

“This outsize influence explains why NASA broke the mold in the PSP name. It’s the only agency spacecraft ever named after a living person.”

Thinking outside the box is an understatement when it comes to getting the job done at the outer edge of the envelope.  Eugene Parkeris one of those rare scientists truly exemplifying that rare character trait. 

It’s got rings!    Mind Blowing Results!

NASA Science Mission Directorate Associate Administrator Thomas Zurbuchen (left), solar astrophysicist Eugene Parker (center) and United Launch Alliance President Tory Bruno stand in front of NASA’s Parker Solar Probe and its Delta IV Heavy rocket before the mission’s Aug. 12, 2018 launch.

Fuck Ken Buck

Never thought I’d be ashamed to hail from Colorado.

“Wednesday’s hearing revealed that the two sides — the two major political parties — are not only operating with different opinions about the president and his behavior, but different facts.”

Trump toady with legal lobotomy. Wake up and smell the politics, asshole.

 

“The facts are uncontested. The president abused his power for his own personal political benefit at the expense of our national security by withholding military aid…”

– U.S. Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi

 

The "Ugly American" Stereotype

…is cemented forever in the world’s collective subconscious, thanks to Trump:

I spent 14+ years overseas all over the planet, and the “Ugly American” certainly is a recognizable cultural icon everywhere I went.  Trump represents the epitome of it, giving us everything we could possibly hope for in a POTUS that disgraces our global image in ways never before imaginable.  Pot calls kettle black.

I really want to like you Donnie, but the stench of corruption is too strong.

G'bye Francie, Hello Tanner

Managed to get the sisters together for dinner before Francie heads east, not be seen again around here until late next spring.  She’ll be doing Christmas with the Bergstroem’s in Sweden this year.  Looks like Phoebe’s latched onto a suitable substitute, as well.  

Top of the Tech Heap

If there’s any powerful people in the high tech industry I respect these days, it’s gotta include these guys. They did it right for the most part IMHO, and acted quickly to correct things that went wrong.  By “right,” I mean being honest, at least as honest as a corporation can be, in terms of their policies and user treatment.  Google was the single biggest driver of the Internet for quite awhile.  They did it with good products, fair service, prices and a customer-oriented attitude.  I need to think real hard to come up with other companies I might have similar opinions on.

Just What I Needed X

Here’s some of what’s going on at the new Aurora VA facility:

Orthopedics Policy:  Err on the easiest and least expensive side of patient care decisions.  The benefit of any doubt will not go the patient.  The following fundamental, systematic failures presently support this policy:

  1. Empathy. VA staff are pre-disposed to doubt, minimize and overlook patient concerns.  Rhymes with apathy.
  2. Stove-piping. Poor internal coordination between clinics and doctors hurts patients with delays.  More critical aspects fester in wait.
  3. Communication.  Electronic gobbledygook is no substitute for human interaction.  Then review #1.
  4. Diagnostic Stratification. Diagnostics start with #1 & 3.  Do the work being called for, and stop looking for reasons not to.

Despite needing to Google half the terms I see in them, it doesn’t seem that difficult to read and understand my medical records.  I can only speculate that doctors did not look back far enough and/or spend enough time putting 2-and-2 together.  My diagnosis obviously became an exercise in futility right off the bat, for some reason.

The patient experience becomes a never-ending series of Q/A repeated over-and-over, with outstanding issues not tracked and run to ground.  The record becomes a lengthy discourse of random doctor-speak appended over months and years in my case, never to be deciphered into a coherent single patient picture in anyone’s mind ever again.  It’s just reading comprehension and listening – basic stuff.  VA staff did not appear to be interested in taking the time to exercise these skills with me.

Being steered back to Primary Care becomes a time-wasting, stove-piping exercise in futility.  Slow response, vague steering and push-back from Primary Care injected an insurmountable confusion factor.  That should never happen, with the possible exception of dispensing dangerous drugs and the like.  Primary care should be a patient-led exercise, at least in my case, if they are really listening.

The VA has a serious cultural problem. Seems it’s been around for awhile, with my experience only occurring in the last 7 years or so.  No amount of lip service from any new director will ever change that.  When directly confronted with an obviously distressed patient, staff routinely minimized and waved away my complaints and pleas for help.  Schadenfreude and inadequate training are apparent, to me – totally unacceptable.  Organizational culture becomes emergent with (or without) training.  What I experienced tells me it’s off the rails at the new Aurora VA.

This is a warning to prospective orthopedic surgery patients everywhere.  Outcomes like this do not seem to be all that uncommon, yet somewhat understandable, considering the nature of orthopedic surgery.  The ongoing year of mistreatment that followed in my case, is shocking.  And remember:  You are approximately 9,000 times more likely to be accidentally killed by a medical professional than anyone wielding a gun.

Here’s what a leaking disc looks like almost a year later.  Any questions, Dr. Knight?

ECHCS’ Official Feedback for 2019.

ECHCS Feedback, 2019…

Specific VA personnel issues pertaining to my case appear below. Several things called out with an *asterisk, are directly quoted from official VA records.

A.  To the forgetful Post-Op nurse:  Before “not wanting to wake up” the patient to bring medication on schedule, review the Doctor’s orders and improve your understanding of basic pharmacology regarding the specific medications you are dispensing.  Do not allow patients to slip into excruciating breakthrough episodes.  Failing that, when they do wake up screaming from the pain running up and down their spine, for example (not the hip) annotate the record, if you can find the time at 3 o’clock in the morning.  Remember arguing about the numbers when  the patient said “OK then, it’s a 10?”  Your career is coming to a close soon if this isn’t the last wake-up call like this you get.(LATE UPDATE LATE 2022: It would now seem this was their 1st attempt to take me completely out of the picture, obviating any need for accountability or claims processing)

B. To the Physical Therapist who noted: “*Pt reports he feels like he has a bag of cement around his pelvis” The term used was concrete underpants. It’s still being used today.  In one ear, out to the computer incorrectly and done isn’t working.  The hip twisting was a bad idea, too.  Patients coming apart with back injuries don’t like it.  Hip surgery patient with the opposite side of their body so contorted from muscle clenching it makes that leg a half inch shorter, are a “bad” thing.  Why they might feel compelled to make their own lift shoe in order to be able to walk, is another big, red flag.  You might be in the wrong line of work.

C. To the Primary Care Physician who observed: “Sometimes it just takes longer to get over an operation.” Contrary to ECHCS rumors these days, the human body heals at relatively consistent rates, based on age, nutrition and other factors.  Patients with unexplained issues need a call made.  You seem to be pushing them in the wrong direction.  Consider working on the listening skills if you have any plans for career advancement.

D. To the PA who observed: “We don’t usually see this on the right side after a left hip replacement.” Take some Ibuprofen and come back in a couple months is not the correct response to that situation.  The email saying “*he can go to the ER.” can be particularly insulting, under these circumstances.  But it did get into the record, so 2-for-2 on the keyboard skills.  Knowing the ER is not a real option, making a good rabbit hole to throw somebody down only makes more futile work for the ER.  Avoiding work is not what we do here.  You are in the wrong line of work.

E. To the Surgeon who remarked: “I’ve done many of these procedures and never saw anything like this before.” Many people drive up and down I-25 for years and never get in a car accident. What does either of those things have to do with “my” surgery recovery?  Your education didn’t stop when you got your license to practice.  That’s what we’re calling this one: a “practice” session.  Much better attention to detail will be needed, going forward.  One of your colleagues inadvertently gave you up.  This either was or will be, your last chance.

F. To the rehab doctor who quipped: “Since January, huh? Looks like it’s chronic now.” Your medical opinion is the only thing that matters.  We have an idiot in the Oval office now because of what things “look like.”  You got it wrong, demonstrating inappropriately presumptuous hubris, failure to read and understand the records, and failure to read and listen to the patient.  Your job was literally done for you, and you still turned it down.  You are in the wrong job.

G. To the Joint Doctor who noted: “…*thinks he got a back injury…” Yes, they certainly do think about that all the time, when they are injured. But it’s mostly a feeling – pain inflicted by one of your doctors, in this case.  Here’s what the record said about what the patient “thought:”  “*Mr. Shaffer has had low back pain that got worse after his hip replacement.”  An open-ended therapeutic misadventure for the patient is ongoing to this day due in large part to your failure to recognize and properly refer the case.  Your PA might remember shuffling them out of the exam room literally yelling “I can’t walk with this shit!”  Comprehend the message left with you the day you met that man, as well as the one left here now – for the benefit of your next patient.

H. To the Chief of Orthopedics who replied: “*I don’t see any delay in care from the orthopedic point of view…” That seems to be an issue for almost everybody addressed here, right down the line – seeing any problem at all.  Did nobody want to see the back injury?  Or want to even admit the patient had a serious back injury?  People reading the record can’t not see it.  Is there a filtered “from the orthopedic POV,” only you see?  The record tells a different story.  Characterizing the symptoms expressed all along as anything “normal” is absurd.

Now that everybody is on the same page with the blanks filled in a year later, what is your definition of the term “delay” in this context?  The patient is still stumbling around crippled a year later.  Can you explain why the MRI he literally demanded in June did not happen in January?  We already know how he slipped through the PA net under your direct purview for 3 months.  Any indication what the problem there might be, in your orthopedic POV?  Your cursory dismissal of his complaint effectively sentenced him to an ongoing year of misery and frustration.  How many others like him out there?  Any of them still alive, Chief?

In a nutshell:  You took a disabled vet, disabled him some more, rubbed it in, flatly refused to diagnose and treat, driving him to the brink of suicide as he unsuccessfully sought help from a healthcare system ignoring his pleas.

Fair criticism?  I look forward to speaking with people interested in exploring this narrative further, in detail, fact or general intent.  Big suicide prevention push going on lately, I hear.  Now you know all about how that works for me.  Push this.  On the inside.  I mean that literally – inside of who or whatever you think might have a relevant problem inside of it.