DIY Preview: New Old Winch Bumper

It was a half-decent stock hitch bumper to start with. Put some of the tubing from the old brush guard back in, hidden from plain sight – same as the new 10k winch I’m integrating into the hitch receiver. I suspect the guy who crafted the brush guard also made the receiver. It’s a very stout unit, getting better with upgraded hardware tied in to beefed-up structures all around. Took me the whole 1st day of bumper work to get that hole for the fair-lead cut through the extra layer of 3/16 steel going across there.

The truck is pretty seriously off-road capable with the locker up front now, so I figure on probably going back if I ever get stuck with it. 😉

Bull Bar

It started as a full-width brush guard that came with the truck when I bought it. You can go to the CTD photo page to see what it looked like then. It was a nice piece of custom work by some welder in Oklahoma with the Initial “G”. But it weighed over 100lbs, and these Cummins pickups are real nose-heavy to start with. That design wasn’t gonna do much for any hard hits on the corners anyway, so I cut it down to just utilize the important part, now weighing around 40 pounds.

I suppose these type accessories are called Bull Bars, because they are designed to prevent the bull from putting his horns through your radiator. I did some grinding here and there and got it to fit a little better, contouring to the bumper quite nicely.

Not My Guitar -Rob Tognoni

Technology Transfer

The job cuts come as the demand for trucks has slowed since the first years of the pandemic and as the company shifts its operations to meet increasing regulations for engine emissions.

Wonder how much diesel engine tech transfers to building electric motors?

Tesla Game Over

I just hope the charging network survives to grow in somebody else’s hands. Space-X now also flirts with resource-sensitive delays and related issues. People in the Musk ecosystem need to get a grip before the implosion starts.

…explains why Musk told investors in April that Tesla had spent $1 billion on GPUs in the first three months of this year, almost as much as it spent on R&D, despite being desperate for new models to add to what is now an old and very limited product lineup that is suffering rapidly declining sales in the US and China.

And OBTW, I’m sure you’re aware, he wants $56B of your dollars to continue doing this.

Bimmer Got New Shoes Again

It also hasn’t been washed in like a year again but I did manage to put new wheels and tires on it a few weeks ago. The Blizzaks® are great snow tires and came in real handy a few times last season, but other than that, they suck. After a scary episode at Big-O with those last fall, I decided to just get new wheels again and push through the swaps on my own. One was already slightly bent from the potholes around here anyway.

The tire monkeys at Big-O somehow managed to get the centering rings misfit and sent me home with a steering wheel wobbling like all the balancing weights fell off before I left the parking lot. It was a stressful situation getting cleared up the next morning. I’d rather just spend my own labor all morning doing them one-at-a-time, with long breaks in between.

Couldn’t Agree More

Elon Musk is one of the leading right wing trolls in the world. He’s gone out of his way to transform his public image from swashbuckling entrepreneur to assholio dickwad.

He seems to have well-learned the exploiting workers part from his dad. I used to be all excited about Tesla and still love some of those cars. I’d be driving one in a heartbeat if I needed an urban commuter, except for one thing: Musk himself.

The real reason Tesla is tanking: Musk’s political self-sabotage.

Sign might as well read “Tesla Corporate HQ.”

Torquelink® III Revisited

Good engineering can be a real double-edged sword sometimes. Everything is a compromise of some sort. Always in weight-conservation mode, I usually err on the wrong side of strength, designing truck parts. Real-world testing is really the only way to know if something works right and lasts long, so I tend to break alot of the stuff I make, in a seemingly never-ending development spiral. The Tourqelinks were obviously, no exception..

Clutch chatter suddenly returned one day after it caught traction spinning up onto the road during a bumpy mudhole turnaround. Inspection revealed catastrophic failure on both bars. Passenger side was bent and the driver side front mount was completely broken off. They must be doing something, because that was a 5/8 inch bolt. We’ll see how 3/4 grade 8 does. Weak links (literally) finally exposed. Getting those things drilled and tapped by hand was a freakin’ nightmare.

I knew at the outset in this iteration, the bars themselves might be a weak point. They started as just light-duty electrical conduit. The angular force in this application is obviously not quite straight forward, so they got reinforcements welded in for a considerable beef-up. It’s also possible the mount breakage was bad welding on my part, so I left the other front mount alone, for the time being. They’re now sporting safety catches up front to keep them off the ground in case those mounts remain short on the strength values.

No Substitute for Torque

In today’s VM-heavy IT world, it’s like the old server-room adage: There’s no substitute for hardware. I been telling people it’s an honest 12’s car with the right driver and rear diff. All I can say about this one is thank gawd for electronic traction control, or I’d have been gone long ago. I got run down at the finish too, in the only race I lost with it. The insane torque delivered by these things put them ahead off the line every time they hook.

I’ll temporarily rescind my ongoing uToob® link-back policy, to support that claim, since it appears they have rescinded the ad-blocker policy. Good for them. It’s better organizing ur own viewing anyway. Instead of going after the ad-blockers, they’re just inserting them in-stream. Kinda sucks the 2nd half of clips won’t get watched, but it is a time-saver and at least I can see my history!

We’ll see how it goes

SAE Battery Terminals

I don’t know who designed these things, but the manufacturer application in alot of vehicles I have owned over the years really sucks. Soft crimped-on lead connectors coupled with enhanced corrosion potential in certain environments simply doom them to premature failure.

I finally decided to repair/upgrade the Dodge’s terminals one last time after they failed me for at least the 4th time. Not difficult to wiggle the dang things for a start after they come loose, but it gets old after awhile. These are done with a piece of sheet copper formed to shape and soldered into the cables with fail-safe clamping pins.

Hardened top posts and brass clamps seal the deal.

Tesla Another Musk Victim

I wanted Tesla to do well, as one of the promising EV makers with a real shot at putting a dent in the fossil fuel industry. Then somehow, for whatever reason, the Cybertruck marketing people convinced Musk they needn’t take into account a significant portion of the buying public who actually work with these things and use them for real truck stuff all day long.

Certainly there’s also a market for suburbanite Cybertruck drivers with little more than Costco requirements. I’m no automotive market guru, but I suspect there’s more money in the former.

Tesla’s woes are also a sign that the company’s recently released and long-awaited Cybertruck hasn’t exactly ignited renewed optimism. It’s clear by this point that the EV maker has had to make major compromises to bring Musk’s pet project to life, with the truck disappointing fans with a lackluster range.

Only the biggest, most glaring entry on a list of things new owners are already griping about.

Have sticker-price cuts and stock-market skid tarnished Elon Musk’s and Tesla’s reputations?

The BMW M57

There’s one in the Bimmer. Horaitu’s article scratches the “comprehensive” surface. I have to admit falling into the M57 purely by chance. We needed another car after the girls started driving. Perusing Car-and-Driver one day, I happened across a gushing review of the then new 6-pot diesel BMW had recently foisted upon an un-suspecting driving public here in the USA. Found a good used example down in Castle Rock, initially appalled and eventually amazed after finishing up the roadworthy mods it needed, because BMW nearly choked it to death with emissions controls.

I’ve become more-or-less familiar with a few engines over the years, certainly nothing near a representative cross-section of what all’s available. But there’s a feel for the moving parts and clatter emanating from one of these things, regardless of who designed it. The M57 exudes the most buttery smooth quiet (for a diesel!) mechanical serenade I’ve ever come across, with unparalleled efficiency and power wholly uncharacteristic of an oil-burner. Properly tuned sans emissions equipment, the car runs 42MPG at 70MPH nominal, pumping out around 600 foot-pounds of torque with zero twin-turbo lag – a true wolf in sheep’s clothing. Best part: After tooling around down in Texas for a week last month, clocking 160k miles now, feels like it’ll probably outlast me, at this point.

Cyber Truck Not So Fast

Gearheads gotta race everything. I’m guilty as the next guy. Longmont Popo got me at 78 in a 55 couple weeks ago in the old Dodge. He was complaining about the black smoke, too. I just looked real surprised and said “78?!! I didn’t know this thing would go that fast!” It does have 4.10 gears, so plausible in factory trim with stock-sized tires. He was cool about it. White privilege, baby – I’m milkin’ it! 😉

The analysis of Tesla’s own promotional material and additional information obtained by Engineering Explained via MotorTrend refutes Tesla’s Cybertruck performance claims entirely, implying that Tesla is misrepresenting the performance of its electric pickup to potential buyers.

I would assume it’s not the only thing they are misrepresenting.

Elon Needs a Stainless Reputation

Don’t forget Starman. Then there’s the Starship. We’re gonna need either better batteries and/or on-the-fly charging. How about some photovoltaic paint? Make different body panels anodes or cathodes, whatever. I could get behind something like that. I’m all onboard the EV train, but it hasn’t left the station yet, as far as I am concerned.

Munster, however, said that at its current production level, Tesla  (TSLA) – will probably lose $40,000 on each Cybertruck before they intensely scale up production.

Mmmmkay. Who they scalin’ it up for?

Some of the good.

That’s one serious pricing turnaround right there, buddy.