Hannity: Fox Fuckwit #2

As entertaining as it is to watch the whiny Tucker twit endlessly circling his logic, Hannity is simply preposterous, with that air of authoritative alternate factology.

At least Ivermectin made people believe the virus was REALLY bad. 🤪

Expose an irrational belief, keep a person rational for a day. Expose irrational thinking, keep a person rational for a lifetime.

-Bo Bennett, Author of Logically Fallacious

Jail Money

Apparently there is no scenario on earth where greedy bastards won’t fight over money. It’s probably more like a multi-player human cockfight than a jail at the DC lockup these days.

Legal bills are the least of your worries moron.

Abbott Really Puts the Ass in Jackass

Whether it’s stalking prospective abortion candidates, propping up energy oligarchs or just dumping storekeeper’s liquor, this fuckass from the great state of Texas is a total moron.

“Even some members of Abbott’s own party oppose the decision. Bottom line: Truckers are waiting over a day in their trucks, in high temperatures, to bring goods into the U.S, per the Texas Tribune. Some have been protesting. Others have started driving to New Mexico to avoid the snarl.”

Busing migrants to DC? Seriously?

The self-inflicted stuff hurts worse after you realize how stupid it was.
It’s YOUR border – WTF you gonna do?

You jackholes really should be friendlier with Mexico. It won’t be long before that is the only place you can afford to get healthcare.

No Morals

How ironic these fuckwits rely so completely on what used to be the so-called bible-thumping moral majority. Now they are the nazi white supremacists, with Jeezus in their pocket, led by a gang of cheats.

You need a good asshole stretching, mutherfucker.

Cotton Unhinged

“You know, the last Judge Jackson left the Supreme Court to go to Nuremberg to prosecute the case against the Nazis,” Cotton appallingly said, according to the Washington Post. “This Judge Jackson might have gone there to defend them.”

Their propensity to accuse opponents of the same crimes they themselves seek to perpetrate is evidenced once again. This fuckass from the great state of Arkansas is as nazi as they come.

The damage reported here appears to be right between those ears.

Daddy’s Coattails

Starting to look like the ride to political power on Daddy’s coattails is gonna be more like a slow boat to China. The authoritarian hemisphere west of the International dateline will be a much more accepting environment for these failed political frauds. Fuckwit jr. better have plenty of security if he plans on staying in this country. Him and his Dad are on my SOS list, along with a number of their cronies. The acronym SOS stands for “Shoot on Sight” in my lexicon.

You’re goin’ down, mutherfucker.
That gaslight must’ve been running on a Russian supply.

Doctored

All the lefties and Lincolns gotta do is splice. No doctoring needed.

Molehill Men

Today’s Toon in had another spot-on swipe at the GOP. This one struck a real chord with me, because it crosses not just political, but many other socio-demographic lines where dishonest people scream about one thing, hoping to distract attention from another. In this case, the distraction is away from nothing. Apart from the ill-defined boogeymen, they got nuthin’.

I guess when you got nuthin’ you just gotta make shyt up.

I met quite a few Molehill Men during my working life. Whenever somebody got too riled up about something or someone, just waiting to see what the real problem might be before doing too much investigation usually saved alot of time. It’s called a red herring in the dishonest political leader intellectual conversation game. Those Molehill Men have alot of low-info bitchin’ sailors ready to vote in this country.

Just remember: a bitchin’ sailor is a happy sailor.