Best "NON-M" BMW's Ever

Ran across this little gem of an articles highlighting some critically acclaimed BMW’s over the years that were not quite as fast or flashy as their M-counterparts, but potentially even more desirable for “other” reasons:

F-30
BMW did not bring the monster 6-pot twin-turbo 3.0l diesel to the U.S in the 3-series after phasing out the e90 chassis, opting instead for a 4 cylinder single-turbo in the U.S. F30. That makes my 2011 335D one of the last of the greatest diesel cars to ever hit the streets in this country. Many pundits still argue to this day the merits of the F30 chassis over the previous design. I can attest to their concerns after driving both, and they are completely different cars, with the E90’s hydraulic steering, overall smaller size and tighter suspension easily trumping the new models in every performance handling category. Add in the phenomenal powerplant and it is truly a rare and exciting car, the likes of which will likely never be seen again on a showroom floor in this country.

Rain, Rain go Away…

It’s been like this for over a week now, with heavy rain expected all day agin today:

2015 Spring Storm
Remember the big flood of just a year and a half ago? Starting to feel like deja-vu all over again!

Awesome Numbers

Despite complying with horribly oppressive EPA-imposed emissions restrictions, the “D” still manages this:

335D Numbers

Admittedly, it was under ideal highway conditions after filling up in Cheyenne yesterday, heading south on I-25 and setting the cruise at 85mph. I snapped this pic about an hour later on the other side of Ft. Collins. Interestingly enough, the real hand calculated figure is always around 3mpg higher than the car’s computer thinks it is. Not too shabby for a 3-liter twin-turbo diesel making 500 ft-lbs. of torque.

Backyard Spring Stuff

This year will the 2nd for the backyard pond. It needs some revamping and updates to be truly complete. The first stage of the project happened 2 weeks ago when I dug up and moved the giant ornamental grass that was blocking view from the deck. It’s in a better place around back now. That was certainly the most difficult thing I’ve done so far this year – actually broke a shovel.

Yesterday Phoebe and me spent the afternoon shoring up the shoreline, as t’were. It had some issues with steep, nearly vertical walls in some parts due mostly to it’s relatively small size compared to depth. I came up with a method of using thick plastic sheeting to back the walls under the liner preventing subsiding and enabling much better support for the flagstone around the edge (shore!). We were also able to get a higher edge closer to level all the way around. I estimate that assuming the next stage of the project comes off well, full capacity should be well over 200 gallons.

That next stage will involve re-engineering the waterfall outlet to raise the surface 3″-4″ and channel a single, smaller stream directly into the center of the lower basin. The long, sheet-like spillway design it started with last year was nice, but I just can’t leave well enough alone. It has to be modified to raise the water level anyway, so why not try something different?

The final step in this year’s pond project is a fountain replacing the grass from step 1. That is pretty much self-explanatory with the exception of pictures to properly elaborate, soon as it’s finished. Phoebe’s comment was “those goldfish in the basement sure are going to be happy when they get back into their summer home!”

Patty Dropped a Bombshell

It gets better. Just when I was starting to think the confusion factor in managing our procedure documents couldn’t get any worse, the Verification Lead announces she’ll soon be out for a minimum 1-month leave of absence. Oh, I forgot to mention – we are on the cusp of one of the most critical stages in the delivery: Formal Verification. Timing is after all, as they say, everything. Hopefully we’ll see her back soon in good shape with no ill affects from whatever the problem is. But considering the timimg thing, I have to wonder if work itself was/is the problem. Hmmmm…

Looks like the chosen successor Jonna, gets a big opportunity to step up and Rock the Casbah, as the Clash lyrics go. It’s going be a really fun spring season on the program here – stay tuned!

The "D's" in the Shop (Again!)

How I do love this car. I mean, anyone with the sense God gave a chimp would have gotten rid of it long ago. I’ll be keeping my fingers crossed to see how far it gets me before the next problem crops up when the extended warranty expires, probably around early next year at the current miles-clocked rate. Fortunately that CPO warranty came through again and I’m only out-of-pocket for the cost of a new battery + registration and 4-wheel alignment.

It had a bad January. Around the middle of the month I failed to avoid the largest-ever pothole, no – pot canyon, on the I-36 eastbound Boulder entrance ramp. I pulled off at the next exit to inspect for damage because the steering wheel was cocked noticeably to the right after hitting so hard it almost threw me into a skid as I rounded the turn at 50mph. You have to be extra careful about tire damage under these circumstances as well, because run-flats are so good people have been known to unwittingly drive them until they come apart. You might not even know you have a flat without a TPMS warning. Another benefit of the run-flats is great wheel protection. Conventional tires suffering this hard a hit would have also incurred serious wheel damage.

So the next day I gave it a rough alignment adjustment by guesstimate to hold it over until I got an opportunity to have it done properly. Then in my infinite wisdom due to a stretch of bad weather, I drove the 2500 and left it sitting in the garage for over 2 weeks and the battery died. Ordinarily not that big of a deal. Sometimes I miss the days of purely mechanical vehicle maintenance. It gets a little dicey when the computer-controlled magic specter of intelligent charging systems and carefully synchronized electronic creature comfort rears it’s angry head. After a full re-charge the car seemed fine from a cranking, starting and running perspective, but the iDrive was unresponsive – lights on, but nobody home.

That iDrive controller (little round joystick control knob with buttons in the center console) is an $800-to-replace BMW-only item. So I left the “D” with Gebhardt the day before yesterday, and they expect to have it until Monday. The 428i loaner they gave me is a pretty sweet car, but it ain’t no E90 335D.

Big Storm On The Way?

So by Sunday morning, there is still a big moisture-laden system hovering over the entire Denver region. We have only seen about 3″ at 9 A.M. Temps are in the mid teens and it looks like it will continue snowing lightly the rest of the day. Fortunately we don’t seem to be getting dumped on like the 10+ inches many others in the area are seeing.

They’ve been calling for this all week, and it looks like the meteorologists just might get it right.  Standby for flake-by-flake updates on our next snowmageddon.  🙂

Freshman Letterman


They didn’t quite make it to State last year, but came close. I’m betting they do next year. Now she’s playing off-season for what she refers to as a “real” club. The club Director told us she already looks like a legitimate Division 1 prospect. We’ll be down in Lakewood for a tournament tomorrow. Looks like the sky’s the limit for daughter#2!

Jax

..Is his name:


He was a 7-week old mutt when we got him from a lady selling puppies in the Walmart parking lot 2 days before Phoebe was discharged from the hospital.  Rumored to be a Springer Spaniel/Black Shepherd mix, I believe that is probably accurate.  We saw the Mom Spaniel at his birthplace when we went to pick him up, and the color is pretty obvious.

I expect he may get fairly large, considering the disproportionate size of his head.  Shelly and the cats did not take long to accept him into the fold.  Marshall is quite curious about him, shelly has started full-on dog play and only Kiki remains just annoyed with our little bundle of playful energy named Jax.

Phoebe est Malade

27 Dec:  She came home sick Christmas eve and now daughter #1 holds the record ( by far) as the family member to get the sickest EVER. She’s been in the Lafayette Good Sam’s ICU for the past 36 hours, with the flu AND strep, on broad spectrum antibiotics, about to go into emergency surgery to remove “something.”  She went into septic shock after her immune system was apparently overwhelmed.  Thought we might lose her last night.

28 Dec, day three of Phoebe’s 2014 Xmas ordeal.  She’s doing better, but not out of the woods yet.  For the 2nd time we’ve been told she does not have the flu.  Apparently there is some issue with the flu  causing uncertainties in that realm of disease management this year.  First she doesn’t have it, then she does, then she doesn’t again.  Sheeesh.  The Ear/Nose/throat specialist, Dr. Armstrong removed her tonsils late Thursday afternoon and did some exploration to try and find the infection’s source, no luck.  The good news is she is stabilized and the antibiotics seem to be working.   Another CT scan and ultrasounds were done yesterday.  Today they plan to do an thorocentesis  on the fluid in her chest to check that.

By Sunday afternoon (today) the ICU attending physician, Dr. Bodini says he did not like the looks of the thorocentesis, so they inserted drain tubes in both sides of her chest and took more x-rays.  The day nurse is saying she is positive for flu (again) and strep (quick test).  No explanation for why we don’t have a definitive answer on exactly what she’s come down with yet, except that it is obviously some kind of very bad infection.  She is being kept sedated.

So at the end of the day, the good news is she’s not trying to die on us.  Bad news is she will likely spend at least the next week in ICU recovering…

29 Dec:  Another CT scan this morning and basically no change in her condition – which is good.  Respirator oxygen levels are down (good), with minimal pain and blood pressure meds being administered.  She is still being kept sedated.

30 Dec:  She looked alot better when I left the hospital last night – not all swollen and puffy.  This afternoon they plan to insert another drain tube in her lower back to get a pocket of fluid that can’t be reached with the chest tubes.

31 Dec:  The patient continues to improve, albeit VERY slowly.  She’s been conscious from time-to-time and communicating with us and the staff by nodding her head.  They tried stopping the respirator this morning, but she was still unable to breathe on her own.  Lab results are finally in and it turns out she has the flu and THREE strains of bacterial infection found in the tissues removed last Thursday afternoon:  Staph, Strep and something called fuso bacterium nucleatum.  Sheesh.

She’s been put on a different antibiotic, supposedly one of the most potent we have.  There is no prognosis at this point.  It’s a day-to-day evaluation.  She should continue improving on her way to a full recovery.   Things are looking up, but not nearly quickly enough, IMHO.

1 Jan 2015:   I’m told no need to worry (right) but she had a fever last night and respirator o2 needed increased from 30 to 45%.  Plan for today is another CT scan (that’ll make 4, IIRC) focusing on suspect areas around her throat and upper chest.

Phoebe’s first day of 2015 ends up pretty grim as far as I can tell.   They had to turn the oxygen back up and she still cannot breathe on her own, albeit longer than the first try yesterday.   Today’s CT scan revealed another pocket of septic fluid in her chest that cannot be reached with any of the three presently inserted drain tubes. So tomorrow they will add a fourth. She appears to be in quite a bit of discomfort during her brief waking periods, trying unsuccessfully to cough before she gets another shot of pain med and drifts out again. She wants desperately to communicate with us, but can’t. Poor kid.

2 Jan: She is really struggling to cope with her situation. We have a picture board used to communicate, and she repeatedly points to the one that says “I want to go home.” But she still cannot breathe on her own, having painful pseudo coughing spells where she is trying to cough, but can’t. Today I learned the reason she is still on breathing support is because the infection spread throughout her body including her lungs, so now she has pneumonia. The only things she has going for her is she is young and she is in the right place. The staff at Good Sams has been terrific. They are doing a wonderful job taking care of her.

3 Jan:  Another CT scan was taken late this afternoon.  Swelling now seems under control and diminishing since yesterday, but she continues to be feverish, and remains sedated, due mostly I believe to difficulty and pain related to coping with the breathing tube.  One of the nurses noted drainage from the first two chest tubes had slowed considerably, so removing them was on the table.  There was also talk of having her sit up and possibly get out of bed with assistance, and discussion of the  criteria or conditions for removing the breathing tube at some point hopefully in the very near future.

4 Jan: Phoebe’s ICU activities today consisted of assessments and maintenance. Breathing is improving, so they will consider attempting an “extubation” in the morning if that still looks good. The swelling around the throat and neck that threatened to cut off her trachea all last week has subsided considerably. Infection drainage from the first two drains is way down so they may come out as well. Of course the antibiotic is continuing, but blood pressure support medication was removed, and she is still being sedated most of the time. She remains feverish to the point of needing a machine-cooled pad to hold her temperature to a safe level.

It looks like tomorrow may be the day she turns the corner.

5 Jan: The corner does certainly seem to be turned today! Fever is down, meds are down and she is up – lucid and communicating. Antibiotics are reduced. There is some formula the infectious disease specialist uses to determine those levels, but it is going in the right direction. She is still getting regular doses of Tylenol and Phentonol for pain. She is being slowly weaned off breathing support. This is a risky step that again, uses some formula determined by the doctor. There remains an issue with a pocket of fluid too close to her spine to tap that remains unresolved. it is the only blemish on what I’m characterizing as our first really good day since the ordeal began.

I expect a determination to remove the breathing and feeding machines any day now. Hopefully she will be back home with us to complete her recovery by the end of the week.

6 Jan: mostly good news today! Breathing tube and two chest drains are out. She is talking oK (f-bombs and all), but has the worst cough and chest congestion I have ever heard. Feeding tube will probably come out tomorrow. Dr. Johnson, infectious disease specialist, remains concerned Phoebe continues running a low grade fever. They expect to keep her in the ICU at least through the end of the week. Today we also learned that when she is eventually discharged she will continue on an intravenous antibiotic for some time at home. Michelle has been staying at the hospital all day and most of the night – overnights as well the whole first week or so. I made an extra trip today to fetch eyewear. TV time all day every day, now that she’s out of the woods.

7 Jan: Today the first two (of 4 total) chest tubes and the feeding tube came out. She still needs oxygen, but breathing well on her own. She is doing breathing exercises and starting a little physical therapy consisting of simply getting out of bed with assistance and shuffling around the room with a walker for a minute or two. She is very weak and frail from the ordeal, but in good spirits, now that she can talk and text. They did another CT scan to assess conditions for removing the remaining drain tubes. Preliminary opinions seem to indicate at least one if not both will be removed tomorrow. If that happens she would be moved to an intermediate care room. We can’t get any firm estimate, but I’m thinking she might be coming home this weekend.

8 Jan:  Today Phoebe had the last two chest drains removed and moved out of the ICU to a regular room.  She is still very weak and not allowed to get out of bed without assistance, but seems otherwise none the worse for wear at this point, despite losing 10lbs. from her already too skinny frame (IMHO).  They are telling us she needs physical therapy after two weeks in bed.  I’ll be expecting her to be discharged from the hospital any day now.  We got her a new puppy.

10 Jan: Phoebe was rumored to have been ready for discharge today, but it didn’t happen. The infectious disease specialist wants another white cell count before they let her go. Maybe tomorrow.

Xmas 2014

The CO Shaffer Xmas tradition has settled into a fairly low-key affair, now that the girls are teenagers.  No more clandestine wrapping sessions in the basement followed with early morning chaos supervised by exhausted parents.  We still do a modicum of gift exchange under the tree and make minor updates to our small front porch and yard light display.  But most of the money was already spent via spending card transfers to the girls funding shopping sprees days and weeks ago.

Last night we discovered the mother of all outdoor holiday lighting displays on lookout ridge just east of Boulder.  Our tradition now entails an evening touring the local lighting displays followed by an excellent baked ham feast the next day (today), courtesy Michelle’s culinary competence.

That’s just perfect for me!

2015 Outlook

Things are looking pretty good, with the exception of just a couple concerns. Phoebe continues to run with a bad gang, but thinking back, no different than me at that age. Francie has been complaining of back pain from a years-old trampoline injury aggravated now by serving the volleyball. We’ll see what the doctor has to say Friday. I’m starting to get accustomed to living with chronic pain and associated sleep loss from arthritis. Michelle is probably the only one with nothing significant to worry about.

I suppose we’ll say cautious optimism is called for. Yay. I think.

Content Control

Apple is the most egregious example I am personally aware of, but I’m sure Miscro$oft, Google, et al are in the same mode of operation:  Content Control, i.e. any way to get their fingers stuffed as deeply as possible into your pocket or purse.  It used to be just in the licensing, but the global software money grab has recently been expanding to new heights of arrogance.

Ever noticed how the recent Windoze OS’es relentlessly point you to their online content providers?  Google doesn’t seem to be so “in your face” about it, but it’s there.  And here’s the latest Apple announcement seen on my Win7 instance, courtesy the iCloud client:

“De-selecting Cloud Drive will result in all iCloud content being deleted from this PC.  Are you sure?”

Really?  Are you kidding me?  How about a delete or keep option here?  Who’s goddamn PC does Apple think this is anyway?  Just exactly when did they decide to arbitrarily deploy policies where my software selections  result in data deletion from my PC beyond my control?

Probably right around the time the Global Software Money Grab got into full swing at the Cupertino boy’s hideout.

Health Concerns

After the 3rd CT scan (on my liver?!) they say there is a cyst, likely benign.  I’m wondering why they went to the liver(?).  So I’m being referred to a specialist and my PCP declined to renew the Lodine prescription (generic name: Etodolac).  It is a potent anti-inflammatory and the primary drug keeping me ambulating with minimal discomfort.

I’m guessing the doc is just playing it safe until they find out what is going on.  I thought the kidneys were most vulnerable to chronic drug use, but what do I know?