Looks like Ben’s Chubbin’ up a Little Bit

I hear anxiety is a popular explanation for overeating. The little coked-up gerbil Ben Suckpiro, certainly has plenty of reason to be anxious. Fabricating your own evidence for supporting lies is a tricky business – just ask Giuliani. Reminds me of the old adage “some use statistics like a drunk uses a lamppost – more for support rather than illumination.”