Open Letter to the Cocksucker Who Stole the Door Off My Truck

I wanted to thank you for giving me an excuse to start a big new project on the 1st Gen this winter! It will be back in the garage soon and I’ll find another door. I’ll use this opportunity to make that trans access cover I’ve been thinking about, upgrade the interior with dynamat and extra soudproofing, maybe even some custom seats, and of course a new sound system as well. The truck will continue to be one of the greatest 1st gen Dodge’s on the planet, only better this time around.

Door Gone
Sorry if a lowlife piece of shit like you doesn’t understand that sort of thing. I imagine scraping up enough to buy your next hit off the meth pipe doesn’t leave alot left over forĀ  things like my truck does it? Just be aware that I’m posting this all over the Internet and I have online friends in various truck forums that will be on the lookout for you and my door. God help your sorry ass if we find you. I hope you get some bad dope and choke to death from that next hit on the pipe, cocksucker.

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