‘Twas mid-December and the North Pole was hopping,
As Santa was doing some holiday shopping.
But he soon found out that he couldn’t get squat;
Everything that he wanted was scalped by a bot…
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Musings of a minor megalomaniac
‘Twas mid-December and the North Pole was hopping,
As Santa was doing some holiday shopping.
But he soon found out that he couldn’t get squat;
Everything that he wanted was scalped by a bot…